LOL-This is 40 and Happy Easter of late.

Ahhhh another Judd Apatow movie, This is 40 is pretty darn hilarious.  The spin-off of Peter and Debbie's life when introduced in the movie "Knocked Up."

Debbie is turning 40 and so is Peter a couple days after her.  Life seems crazy when trying things, changing and some deep issues in their marriage and family. <---That's kinda of a good synopsis opening

I bought it last night from Walmart and the Matrix trilogies. <--Yes, I know there's was some backlash with the storyline written by a bw and another guy who claims the Wachowski siblings have stole it. Gotta love Hollyweird for crap like that.  And btw, if you didn't know, Larry is now Lana. That's why they've changed to the Wachowski siblings instead of the usual W.brothers.

Anyhoos, let my son view the Matrix of course to a five year old seeing Neo being the "One" flipping in the air doing all sorts of things like the agents is mesmerizing. I still know ALL of the lines from that movie. This morning when I woke up, played This is 40 and laughed so loud it was pretty damn ridiculous.  The things  Debbie said that I defiantly would in a few years and now:

1. She's not going to shop at Chico's, Clearwater Creek and Ann Taylor Loft and a bunch of places where the target consumers are over 40. There is a woman at work who is over 50 and she told me she will not be caught DEAD in Chico's. Don't blame her.
2. She called a kid Tom Petty and a bad looking one at that when he called her daughter a B on her Facebook posts.  I called a kid "Wimpy" from Popeye, give him a plate of hamburgers, a small bolo hat and a suit. 
3. She jumped on her husband for using Viagra on her early birthday shower sex. "I don't want turbo, I like your medium soft penis."

I remember the scene from Knocked Up when she found out that sex offenders are in her neighborhood and around the surrounding area. A year before the movie came out, I had a similar conversation about sex offenders in our neighborhood with the ex-husband. We lived in a nice area only thing was to worry was car wrecks at the intersection. Oh yeah good schools too. Gee, I miss that area!

One thing that I notice is a bunch of movies with black women, there is never one that I can see great writing and funny bits within a fact of life. No, I do not count Madea movies because...... ugh pain porn.  How come there isn't a movie about a attractive black mother with a cool husband that is going through the craziness of turning 40 like Debbie?  I can somehow relate to this character because in a couple years I will be that age, have a teen daughter and a grade school age son, like to run a boutique in a couple of years and pretty much her perfectionist attitude kill me. Only thing lacking; I don't have Paul Rudd as my husband. LOL.  My kids fight just like her real life daughters who play Leslie Mann's (Debbie) daughters in the movie.  Her daughter is very expressive and my daughter got all weird when she started her period too. Teenage girls, dammit!  

Hollywood, I'm asking where's the quality writing having a black woman character in a normal family setting? Where's the funny, crazy, lovable comedy without a ghetto hood reference? Oh, I forgot..you're Hollywood. 

Tsk,Tsk and I digressed.

Easter was fine. Seen some family that's great and some I didn't want to see but okay, we just leave it like that. Time for bed and get this Unbox loaded on my computer. Missed Walking Dead and the last episode of the season. Heard so much and gotta play catch up!

Hmmmm, there should be a comedy about the Kountrysoulgirl, divorced, raising two kids, dating blunders and all kinds of jazz. A cute, perky romantic comedy with a lot of country & soul staring ME! lol

Peace & Blessings!

Freshly ink'd, Ruzzle is VERY addictive and birthday weekend

Sorry for my neglect!!! Left you guys hanging last week. I had so much fun on my birthday weekend.

Start off with some boring ass fillers  hmmmmm let's see..Yes! Planned a weekend filled of relaxing, wining and fun for the birthday. My friend Laura couldn't make it because of some stuff with her long term partner's ex-wife. At least she let me know in advance and I do know how my friend's ex-wife is. Her LTP is one of my good friends, we've been knowing each other since twelve years old. Also my cousins went out of town. One went to SXSW in Austin (grr jealous!) and the other I have no clue. But they had fun.  My take off was kinda rough, the job didn't honor my take off uuuugghhhhhh holiday type thing when you working with the state of Texas, government employment stuff..blah blah.  Lucifer aka the ex-husband was in his disturbed mode, coming up with poor excuses in not getting his son (yeah when I say lame they are pretty darn lame) but he got him anyways. Off to Dallas!!!!! YAAA!! GPS is acting like a baaarrrhhh, boooooo!!! Checked into the Hilton, quick shower and off to the Perot Museum of Nature and Science.

Perot Museum
http://www.perotmuseum.org/

Dude, the control panel from Prometheus.

SCIENCE IS COOL!!!

Who you lady?? lol

Fascinating! in my Mr. Spock voice.

Five levels of awesomeness from this wonderful museum. You can interact with loads of the exhibits on each floor.  The attendees, young to old had a nice time with the local wines, spirits (wasn't that much) and beers (Hoegaarden, wheat beer my butt! More like a pale sweaty sock ale) and cheese. All sponsored by Kroger's. For any of you exploring Texas, visiting Dallas pretty soon or whatever, please sign up for alerts on the website. The place gets packed and people wait to buy a general admission ticket just to go in. I was very luck to hunt an activity to enjoy on my birthday weekend.  My 35.00 was well spent on exploring a newly built, eco-friendly museum, mixing and mingling with people and sipping on wine.

Classy secci lady for the night.

St. Paddy Day parade @ Greenville Ave.

She wasn't playing with that shopping cart full of beer.

Forget about Deep Ellum (WAS the coolest thriving artsy places, bars, dives and clubs of Dallas unless you wanna get shot!) Greenville took over some years ago. Centered around the downtown Dallas area, Greenville have the all of all.  The last St. Paddy in Greenville I attended was 10 years ago. I didn't know it existed when Sissy and I went to see Queen for a Day (only cover Queen band that I know of.) Now Dallas have recognize St. Patrick's Day finally and to display its wonders every year when it falls on the third Saturday in March. And noticed the idles of March winds didn't kick in because when I went back to the room--tan lines.  Many beer cans, bbq pits, whinos, cute guys, shopping carts of beers, long lines to the 7-11 & port-a-potties of course with the careful eye of the Dallas police force (they didn't look too worried either) was celebrating our Irish heritage or "magically" claiming it. Seas of green clothing, half clothing or paint on naked bodies little to the imagination is the excuse to get drunk on public streets & businesses and having a good time. I can deal with that with my tall boy in the hand, burning up in the Texas sun, catching beads and seeing drunk people. Almost got a wee bit scrappy over shamrock beads with a guy but wasn't that serious. lol. No Irish Yoga here but slept like a baby when I got back to the room. 

Saturday night was wonderful! Met some cool people at the bar, mostly conventions of semi & professional people. There was a pinball tournament convention going on. Serious, my butt is going to research teams and  love pinball and yesssss they was playing for money. KACHING!  Notice some guys was checking me out but didn't make any moves. I was the lady in orange, hear me out as a fashion major: Orange is a great color for spring and summer! A guy name Luigi (no, he didn't have a green hat on and not a plummer's crack in sight) bought me a delicious chocolate cake. The cake was all over the bar, drinks overflowing and this girl had to book it up to her room with a smile. One of the bar attendant's asked me if I need help. I told him no and thank you (serious with my safety) and not bad of a walk to my room in the Hilton!! Dammit, hated that I didn't get to boogie on the dance floor!!!  Sunday morning was okay with Ms. Knelle buying me breakfast and telling me about Organo Gold products. The green tea helped me a lot, settling my stomach and getting over my Saturday night fun.  

KountrySoulGirl ink'd!

Though I was by myself, took the time to enjoy every last bit of my birthday weekend. I couldn't plan a better getaway sans the kids to take care of myself (lots of sleep), enjoy room service (creme brulee yummy) and meet interesting people from all over the US.  Ohhh.. Got some serious ink and found a new tat artist! She's very gentle, sweet and pretty dang awesome.  Been a looonnggg time (8 years) since my body been touched by the wonder gods of ink and my daughter picked out the stars for me. Vintage Texas stars since being a sweet country soulful Texas girl and representing my home state. They're scabbing over as we speak and gotta rub the ointment to moisturize. If ya don't then ewwwww and oooouuuccchhhhyyyy..hehehe. Tattoos are addictive and going back later in the year for more. Yeah, Big Mama had to say something, know how those old folks are! LOL. I tickled her when I repeated what my great-aunt (her baby sister) said to me when seeing my tats long ago:

"You're not going to get a man with all that mess on ya."

Me, smiling and said "Well, I guess he's not the guy for me since he can judge and I can judge too!"

Don't get me started on her going about with my afro & natural hair. Though having it straighten for the past 2 month, I miss my kinky curls!

And I have a new god daughter too!! 

Ruzzle is additive! Need to say more??? Play it my friends and never let them see you sweat connecting those letters placed in the oddest positions. Mess them UP!!! Have to recharged the Kindle every night due to my newly obsession and yes I put my priorities first and then Ruzzle (sorta) but I still get things done. :)

Well gang this Kountrysoulgirl livin' it up in the city this past weekend. My lil sweet patootie can adapt to any situations and mingle with many. That's why I'm too lovable and cute. Remember, a smile is your biggest asset on you other than boobs and ass. Use it at all times!

Love & Blessings!

March Madness 2013: Midterms, Birthday, Depeche Mode and Megatron

Hello, Heloooooooooooo again!!!!

Been 25 for almost 10 years & I love my beautiful smile!

Sunday blahs, due to being tired, running around and MIDTERMSSSS!!! (insert screams.)  Saturday was a lazy day, sleep and nothing but good sleep. Good thing that I have children that are over the age of five to entertain themselves because Mom is tired! They're pretty good to give mom some good ol' space to rest because they know I'm on the go and doing it well. Sorta! I've been sick for the past two weeks of exhaustion, crankiness, teenage bs and some humans. All is well here as you can see my shiny smiling face. My birthday is this month and I will turn.......25 this year. hehehehe. So I planned a super fun trip to Dallas with activities:

http://www.savordallas.com/winestroll.htm &
http://blog.vuegreenville.com/around-town/dallas-events-celebrate-st-patricks-day-on-greenville-street/

Don't try to think about what your friends are going to do for your birthday, hell plan something for yourself! Though single, I wouldn't want to pout, cry and look crazy with my lip on the floor just because "I'm single, no boyfriend and love to put on a pity party" tune.  And DANGGITT! It's my birthday month so ummm knowing my semi-Type A personality, we gonna get it dunnn (minus the redneck tone.)  Even working with a budget, I google things where I can do and not spend a crapload of money doing it and still have fun.  The Perot Museum of Nature & Science is not a bad place to mix and mingle the night away. Planning on meeting interesting people, visiting this new museum in the Dallas area and sampling wine & spirits from different locations. Laura is going with me, my coffee talk friend so not totally alone but its nice to share good experiences in what you like with a good friend, plus she loves wine..hehehe

* F.Y.I:  Texas is becoming the fastest growing producer of wine behind California, there are three to four wineries here in the Iron Pine Curtain of East Texas!!! Two are 20 minutes away from my house,  A BIG step from rodeos and antique stores!

Midterms are this week, never had experienced the mid-term but I'm gonna get a wild ride with this one. Hope I do my best as always and please, please Allah, Buddha, God, Shiva, Oprah, Tom Cruise, L.L. Bean whomever do not let me get sick during this week!

Megatron.....Why him?? I believe I became an Depecticon this year. Autobots are out this season and Depecticons are in. I made up a lil diddy (random inprov song) in the car one day about Megatron. He's pretty funny, does have good ideals (expect imprisoning & destroying humans) and his gear is pretty sweet.<--Random nerd chat..

Speaking of Megatron geekness..DEPECHE MODE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (me screaming)
Coming back this year with Delta Machine (March 26th). I've listened to "Heaven" went back to some DM in the 80's, little bit of SOFAD and Martin's song writing is totally phenomenal. Can't forget David Gahan singing, good grief that man can sannggg!! Seen him years ago on the Paper Monsters Tour in Grand Prairie. Remember like yesterday; on stage singing, shirt off, got that good sweat going on (no druggie sweat, been clean for a couple years from drug use) my ass immobilized in the aisle, a long strand of drool forming at the corner of my mouth.  The usher yelling for me to get out of the aisle and move into a seat. Like "F you dude, that's David Gahan!" A girl from a small rural town in Texas, drove to see the lead singer who she's been in love with since 12 years old? Scorned and criticized not only by her peers listening to Depeche Mode but her own family? Finding the ONLY person that listens to DM happens to be a boy, transferred from private school to our lil one horse 1A hillbilly school, a walking encyclopedia (Google what?), parents hold Ph.D's, reads horror novels and sucks at algebra only to fall in love with him & died during our sophomore year in a freak accident at the age of fifteen?  DM happens to be integrated in my life during my teen years and so on.

Missed two episodes of The Walking Dead last month. Tonight's episode is the guy who rescued Rick. Seems he went crazy when his son was bitten by his zombie wife. My eyes was damp listening to Morgan talking about he couldn't pull the trigger when his wife turned then his son. Then on to me shrieking and cutting up when Carl and Michonne getting away from the walkers in the small café, only to get a  happy memory: A picture of Rick, Carl and Lori together for the boy's birthday dinner before the outbreak. Thinking about it, that means a lot especially if the world went to hell, you shot your mom having birthing complications only for her not to turn into a zombie, your dad is going nuts seeing ghostly visions of your dead mother, a baby sister that's in constant need of food, water and shelter when the undead is roaming and a kid who was 8 years old turned into adult too damn soon. That's some mad shit for ya! That's why I like the show focus on the human survivors and how would a broken society defaulted by a virus created by mankind would either rise or stay the same from decay & rot? Was the world better before? or after? Hmmm.. something to ponder in my geek chats.  Well time for me to hit the sack, through with a Human Science paper and have a 8am mid-term.

Leave you guys with my sexxi man & tha band. Dave have the most beautiful soulful eyes, don't care about him being 50 years old!! He will & still be the sexiest man on the planet.  Don't care what you say!! :)

Love & Blessings!