GoT tha LIFE!

Woooo can't wait for the next episode of GoT (Game of Thrones) tonight.

For those who aren't familiar with Game of Thrones is based on George R.R. Martin's novels. I haven't read them YET but will this summer. Now if you haven't caught up you need to. I mean the show is A-MAZING!

DRAGONS?
FIGHTING?
BETRAYAL? LUST? LOVE? MURDER? ROMANCE?

The fight for the seven kingdoms of Westros continues!!!

This season we see Sansa escapes by Little Finger
Joffery dead like a mutha at his wedding reception "Purple Wedding"
Tyrion is on trial for Joffery's death
A yucky but oddly crazy scene from Ceresi and Jamie
Brienne and Pod searching for Sansa

BFF!

The Hound and Arya roaming the countryside, Arya just murq'n everyone on her list.









And I didn't know psycho crazy ass lactating women like Lysa can fly!!

I guess he got tired of the breast milk leaking everywhere on the bed and her bratty boy running in the bed get hungry. Talk about a boner killer!

Before that mess of craziness:

HOLD THE DAMN PHONE!
This dude just got EXTRA out of control creepy! We all know he's in love with Lady Stark but instead used her sister to do all sorts of murder throughout the years.  Then fuckin her like nobody's business (I wonder all up in the castle with that weird little kid did she get any?) and then selling wolf tickets to Sansa about him being her father but that's another world then smooched her?
Taking about running his dong through the family!  He grew tired of Lysa psychoness but in retrospect, why not Lady Stark's daughter? The closest thing to Catelyn is Sansa.
Sounds like how some younger guys who date a cougars set their sites on the daughters, especially around their age, naive, fresh and ready for the picking.
Poor Sansa, can't catch a break for shit: Dad is dead, her fine ass brother is dead, Mom dead??? Joffery torturing her, Cersei gives her hell, even her sister in law whom she haven't met carrying child is DEAD!
Now she have Little Finger to deal having his "big finger" into her pun intend.

Midas touch hand Jaime offers his brother the best deal that Father gave word so he wouldn't find his little ass in the hands of a big assed oaf that going to murder him in 2.4 seconds. Which that didn't pan out too well since Shae lied on the stand.  I do not blame Tyrion one bit for standing up on his own. Like he said he's been on trial since the day he was born. Takes dwarf BIG balls to stand to his Father (Charles Dance, badass since The Golden Child and other shows) to let this mofo know that he's not going down without a fight and isn't scared of him.

Jaime is a big ol pussy the fact he's humpin his twin sister (umm there's many WOMEN in the kingdom seems your sister wasn't thinking about you when screwing around & instant abortions.) And the fact, he has a gold stiff fake hand. Should have hooked him up with a Ash lock and load hand. He could have said FUCK ERRYTHANG and went off with Brienne, fell in love and great adventures..But nawww you gotta go back to slutty McSlut Cersei because you're too weak to give up the sister coochie and actually be with a woman that cares isn't blood related to you.

Only in Southern states, this is normal.

Heroes do not accept 2nd rate hands:

See Jaime?  That's what you call a hand!

Lannister money could have got you this!

One messy family that I wouldn't be caught dead around. They need Dr. Phil, Oprah, Buddah, The seven Gods and a lifetime of psych meds in order to function well. Not Tyrion, though he seems to be well adjusted, comfortable being a dwarf and knows how to play the game.

Stannis got his loan denied. LOL I couldn't do nothing but laugh..That credit report looking mighty puny messing with Melisandre. Chile, she doesn't have nothing to give back but only fake ass hoodoo juice, coochie and her stupid "Look into the fire" bs.  That man looking haggard, crazy and lost. How come the fire didn't tell him not to do that? Come in the bank like he's awesome only to get turned away in seconds.  Then your friend have to vouch for you? Punk ass Stannis!

Experian, Equiafix Transunion. Knowledge is power.

Now my girl, The Queen of Dragons is doing her thing, testing her foot in the waters of ruling. Though she roast homie's dad he wants a proper funeral. I guess..... Didn't he insult her in lower Valyrian when getting the Unsullied army? Hello??? (eyeroll) I would have roasted his ass too.  But in her mind, yeah let this kid bury his father even though he's a dick. Sometimes, your humanity gotta override the bullshit. Makes her look not so bad and the bigger person.  But she gotta teach them dragons not to burn up people's livestock. Something before they go buck wild and start killing random people.. We know they're wild and dragons but if  Daenerys did some simple research with Dragonheart & How to train a Dragon this would solve her problem.

And why they switch the selsword guy? 

He is fiiioonnnneeee!!!

This is quality programming that I give 10 thumbs up! I love the fantasy realm like any nerd and geek.  So glad that I took the time to watch all episodes from 1-3 to catch up on the characters. Ugh..still sad about "Red Wedding" I cried, screamed and yelled for 15 minutes. Felt Lady Catelyn's pain seeing her son getting killed right in front of her eyes. A mother's worst nightmare.  Her fight to solve Bran's accident, to getting justice for her husband's beheading.  Winterfell really FELL to the ground.  Arya's on her revenge spree, Sansa gotta fight off Little finger, Bran and his brother on the run and geez then she's dead??? I don't think so. As much twig figurines and praying to the seven gods and that weird but cool tree with the red leaves something is brewing.

But the Purple Wedding floored me, Jack Gleeson played his part and a brilliant actor. Wish him well on his studies and hopefully come back to grace us out of "retirement" from acting.  Joffery went out too soon but he's such a bastard mocking his uncle.